RICHARD YATES TAO LIN MDMA FILMS MUUMUUHOUSE REVIEW

RICHARD YATES

Featherstonehaugh: AN EDUCATIONAL PAMPHLET APPARENTLY

Cholmondeley: ON WHAT WAS IT—ORGANIC FOOD SHOPPING

Featherstonehaugh: WRONG THAT WAS NOT IT AT ALL. YOU KNOW BETTER.

Cholmondeley: ON STALKING VULNERABLE YOUNG WOMEN?

Featherstonehaugh: THROUGH INTERNET CHAT

Cholmondeley: AND ESTABLISHING A TIGHT PSYCHOLOGICAL GRIP ON THOSE YOU PLAN OR HOPE TO STATUATORILY RAPE CORRECT?

Featherstonehaugh: ON THE NOSE FRIEND

Cholmondeley: I SUPPOSE IF I WERE INTO PUBESCENT GIRLS I WOULD TAKE THIS BOOK AS BOON INTO MY LIFE

Featherstonehaugh: INTO YOUR BOSOM YOU MEAN

Cholmondeley: NO I WOULD USE IT TO GAIN ACCESS TO CERTAIN PUBESCENT GIRLS’ BOSOMS

Featherstonehaugh: PRACTICAL APPLICATION AND SO FORTH

Cholmondeley: I’M NOT INTO THEORY THOUGH I UNDERSTAND THAT IS A BIG PART OF THE BOOK’S APPEAL HADN’T YOU HEARD?

Featherstonehaugh: SOME BREATHLESS REVIEWS BY THE AUTHOR’S SCHOOLCHUMS AND ACOLYTES SUGGESTED THIS WAS A NEW ASSUALT IN THE WAR ON REALISM STORY NOVELS, FICTION ITSELF, LIFE ITSELF, LOVE MASQUERADING AS LUST ITSELF, EMOTION, HUMAN CONCEPTIONS OF GOD AND BUDDHA HIMSELF, AND LUST MASQUERADING AS A LUST FOR LIFE ITSELF. ALSO A GUIDE TO THE THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS AND PREDATORY SEXUAL HABITS OF TWENTYSOMETHINGS IN NEW YORK CITY

Cholmondeley: THIS IS SOME REAL SHIT SO TO SPEAK MAYBE THE REALEST

Featherstonehaugh: I AGREE IT IS REAL TO THE MAX ALMOST TOO REAL TO BEAR

Cholmondeley: LETS GET AWAY FROM THE DEAD-ENDEDNESS OF THIS INQUIRY AND TALK ABOUT THE PROSE STYLE

Featherstonehaugh: IT FELT LIKE I WAS SPYING ON MY FRIENDS

Cholmondeley: WHAT FRIENDS SPECIFICALLY I WANT DETAILS SINCE YOU AND I KNOW ALL THE SAME PEOPLE

Featherstonehaugh: FRIENDS WHO ARE EXCITED BY THE POSSIBILITIES OF TECHNOLOGY AND WHO LIKE THE SOUND OF THE WORD BROWSER AND LIKE TO THINK OR PHILOSOPHIZE WITH THE HELP OF DRUGS ABOUT THE INTERNET AND SOCIAL CURRENCY GENERATED BY HITS AND MENTIONS AND HOW TO USE THAT SOCIAL CURRENCY MOST JUDICIOUSLY

Cholmondeley: TO GET MONEY AND GENITAL ENCOUNTERS CORRECT

Featherstonehaugh: SO YOU DO KNOW WHO I’M TALKING ABOUT

Cholmondeley: OH YES THESE ARE ALSO THE PEOPLE WHO MAYBE BECOME AROUSED AT THEIR OWN FACILITY WITH TABS AND BROWSING AND WHO DRIFT INTO FUGUES OF PROPHECY AND AGGRANDIZEMENT DUE TO THE PNEUMA WAFTING FROM THEIR OVERHEATED CPUs

Featherstonehaugh: SOMETHING LIKE THAT

Cholmondeley: DID YOU GET THE FEELING THAT THIS BOOK WAS MADE BY A BRAVE PERSON MAKING BRAVE CHOICES TOO

Featherstonehaugh: I WAS FRIGHTENED THROUGHOUT THAT THIS WAS THE NOVELIZATION OF AN EPISODE OF TO CATCH A PREDATOR AND THE BOOK WOULD END WITH THE NARRATOR AUTHOR’S ARREST AND INCARCERATION AND INEVITABLE SODOMIZATION SO YES IT WAS COURAGE I SAW IN THE MARGINS

Cholmondeley: OH ME TOO ME TOO. I USUALLY THINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS A WRITER IS BRAVE THAT THEY MEAN THE BOOK IS SO EMBARRASSING THAT THE WRITER IS BRAVE FOR EVEN SHOWING IT TO OTHER HUMANS

Featherstonehaugh: BUT NOT WITH THIS WORK AM I RIGHT

Cholmondeley: SO RIGHT. THIS BOOK IS BRAVE LIKE OVID’S METAMORPHOSES. I BET SOME DUDES ON THE FRONT LINE IN AFGHANISTAN, WAIT, I MEAN SOME DUDES ON BOTH FRONT LINES THE AFGHANI AND THE AMERICAN SIDES READ THIS BOOK AND WERE LIKE FUCK MAN I’M GLAD I’M NOT THAT GUY BATTLING THE MOM WHO DOESN’T WANT HER DAUGHTER’S BARELY FORMED VAGINA PUNCTURED BY ME, THE BRAVE GUY.

Featherstonehaugh: I LIKE YOUR OVID COMPARISON BECAUSE THERE’S A LOT OF FEAR AND DITHERING OVER NONCONSENSUAL INTERCOURSE IN THE METAMORPHOSES JUST LIKE IN THIS BOOK

Cholmondeley: ONE MIGHT SAY TAO LIN IS THE NEW OVID AND THIS IS HIS METAMETAMORPHOSES

Featherstonehaugh: DON’T GET CARRIED AWAY THERE

Cholmondeley: ONE MIGHT SAY TAO LIN IS THE NEW SHAKESPEARE AND THIS IS THE NEW ROMEO AND JULIET

Featherstonehaugh: OR TAO LIN IS THE NEW RAY CARVER FOR THE NEW ME GENERATION AND NEW KMART REALISM

Cholmondeley: I THOUGHT IT WAS GCHAT REALISM THAT’S THE GENRE I ALWAYS SEE ASSOCIATED WITH PAPA LIN

Featherstonehaugh: THE NEW LOLITA FOR THE HUMBLE HUMBLE CREEPERS OF THE WORLD BUT MORE EMOTIONAL AND MORE ELEGANT AND MORE NOW

Cholmondeley: I NEED MORE NOW IN MY LIFE AND MORE STARTLING INTERIORITY

Featherstonehaugh: THAT’S NOT THIS BOOK YOU’RE THINKING OF THE OTHER ONE

Cholmondeley: OH I NEED MORE NOW IN MY LIFE AND MORE NOISE COILED AT THE NOISE OF THE COIL’S POISE VIA THE LINTERNET

Featherstonehaugh: CLOSE ENOUGH AT LEAST YOU USED SOME CONSECUTION

VIDEO OF ZACHARY GERMAN WAVVES NEW BOOK REVIEW BY READ WHEN YOU FEEL RAD STAFF

ZACHARY GERMAN WAVVES ROBERT EAT WHEN YOU FEEL SAD REVIEW INTERROGATION

Eat When You Feel Sad


Gilders: SO THE DUDE FROM WAVVES RELEASED A BOOK I GUESS?


Pluck: IN BETWEEN ALBUMS


Gilders: IN BETWEEN BREAKDOWNS


Pluck: HIS PEN NAME IS ZACHARY GERMAN THAT SEEMS LIKE A WEIRD CHOICE FOR THE DUDE FROM WAVVES TO MAKE NAME-WISE


Gilders: BUT IT IS MORE OF A WRITER’S NAME


Pluck: TRULY LIKE I CAN SEE THAT NAME MORE CLEARLY STAMPED ON THE SIDE OF A HARDBACK THAN NATHAN WILLIAMS


Gilders: THERE ARE ALREADY TOO MANY NATHANS IN LITERATURE


Pluck: NOT ENOUGH ZACHS


Gilders: WHAT DID YOU THINK OF THIS BOOK? AND IS IT A BOOK FOR PEOPLE? OR A BOOK FOR ANIMALS OR ALIENS?


Pluck: NOT MUCH FUN TO READ


Gilders: ZERO FUN


Pluck: HAD TO DRAG MY EYES ACROSS THE WORDS


Gilders: LIKE DRAGGING A TODDLER THROUGH THE MALL


Pluck: VERY MUCH LIKE THAT WHERE MY EYES ARE THE TODDLER AND THE BOOK IS THE MALL


Gilders: DID YOU ALSO GET THE FEELING THAT THE AUTHOR HATED YOU THE READER? I DID


Pluck: I ALSO DID GET THAT FEELING. I PICTURED ZACAHRY GERMAN FROM WAVVES WRITING EACH WORD OF THIS BOOK AND GIVING THE MIDDLE FINGER TO ME THROUGH HIS MOLESKINE NOTEBOOK OR MOLESKINE LAPTOP


Gilders: BUT HE’S PRETTY YOUNG TOO I GUESS YOUNG PEOPLE HATE READERS ACCORDING TO YAHOO NEWS


Pluck: AND THE STRESS OF RECORDING AS WAVVES AND KEEPING UP WITH HIS DRUG INTAKE PROBABLY TOOK A TOLL AS WELL


Gilders: I THINK THE POINT WAS TO WRITE ABOUT EVERYDAY THINGS LIKE DRINKING FUCKING AND EATING AND INTERNET INVOLVEMENT IN THE MOST OBJECTIVE POSSIBLE STYLE RIGHT?


Pluck: THATS DEFINITELY WHY I READ BOOKS BECAUSE SOMETIMES MY REAL LIFE GETS TOO INTERESTING OR THE INTERNET GETS TOO INTENSE AND I LONG FOR A SIMPLER LIFE LIKE ZACHARY WAVVES LIFE WHICH IS MADE OF HARD FACTS


Gilders: IT SMACKED ME OF THIRD GRADE ENGLISH CLASS


Pluck:  SENTENCES?


Gilders: ENGLISH CLASS TAUGHT BY AN AUTIST OR A MONSTER MAYBE LIKE BEAKER FROM THE MUPPETS


Pluck: I THINK IT’S OUR DUTY TO BE MORE OBJECTIVE ABOUT AN OBJECTIVE BOOK THAT MIGHT BE JOURNALISM CALLED THE NEW NEW JOURNALISM?


Gilders: FROM THE FRONT LINES OF BROOKLYN WHERE LIFE IS YOUNG AND CRAZY


Pluck: FROM THE FRONT LINES OF ART I THINK YOU MEANT


Gilders: FROM THE FRONT LINES OF LONELINESS ISOLATION AND BOREDOM


Pluck: FROM THE FRONT LINES OF FINDING MEANING IN THE CITY WITHOUT MEANING


Gilders: FROM THE FRONT LINES OF PARSIMONY AND RESTRAINT


Pluck: FROM THE FRONT LINES OF ROBERTS IN THE WILD


Gilders: I ACTUALLY DO WANT TO KNOW MORE ABOUT ROBERTS GERMAN FROM WAVVES


Pluck: HES GOT A NEW ALBUM OUT RIGHT NOW ON TAO HOUSE RECORDS ITS ADVERTISED ON THE BACK OF THE BOOK


Gilders: THE BOOK IS PUBLISHED BY FSG PUBLISHING HOUSE THOUGH IS IT?


Pluck: NO I THINK ZACH WAVVES WITHDREW THE BOOK FROM FSG HOUSE BECAUSE HE WANTED IT TO FEEL MORE LIKE THE STREET LIKE A REPORT FROM THE HEART OF THE STREETS HEART


Gilders: FSG BOOKS ARE MORE LIKE REAL BOOKS FOR PEOPLE AND THIS BOOK BY WAVVES IS NOT FOR PEOPLE I THINK WE AGREED


Pluck: SOME ACTUAL HUMANS LIKE IT OR PROFESS TO LIKE IT I WOULD SAY IN TOUCHE


Gilders: THOSE HUMANS MUST BE INVOLVED IN A MARKETING EXPERIMENT CONCERNING PEOPLE BORN WITHOUT SYSTEMS OF PLEASURE


Pluck: NO REALLY THERE ARE ACTUAL HUMANS WHO COMMENTED THEIR SOULS TO THIS BOOK


Gilders: IS ZACHARY GERMAN THE HOLY GHOST OF THE LINTERNET?


Pluck: NO HE’S THE RUNOFF


Gilders: THE RUNOFF OF THE RUNOFF