Gilders: SO THE DUDE FROM WAVVES RELEASED A BOOK I GUESS?
Pluck: IN BETWEEN ALBUMS
Gilders: IN BETWEEN BREAKDOWNS
Pluck: HIS PEN NAME IS ZACHARY GERMAN THAT SEEMS LIKE A WEIRD CHOICE FOR THE DUDE FROM WAVVES TO MAKE NAME-WISE
Gilders: BUT IT IS MORE OF A WRITER’S NAME
Pluck: TRULY LIKE I CAN SEE THAT NAME MORE CLEARLY STAMPED ON THE SIDE OF A HARDBACK THAN NATHAN WILLIAMS
Gilders: THERE ARE ALREADY TOO MANY NATHANS IN LITERATURE
Pluck: NOT ENOUGH ZACHS
Gilders: WHAT DID YOU THINK OF THIS BOOK? AND IS IT A BOOK FOR PEOPLE? OR A BOOK FOR ANIMALS OR ALIENS?
Pluck: NOT MUCH FUN TO READ
Gilders: ZERO FUN
Pluck: HAD TO DRAG MY EYES ACROSS THE WORDS
Gilders: LIKE DRAGGING A TODDLER THROUGH THE MALL
Pluck: VERY MUCH LIKE THAT WHERE MY EYES ARE THE TODDLER AND THE BOOK IS THE MALL
Gilders: DID YOU ALSO GET THE FEELING THAT THE AUTHOR HATED YOU THE READER? I DID
Pluck: I ALSO DID GET THAT FEELING. I PICTURED ZACAHRY GERMAN FROM WAVVES WRITING EACH WORD OF THIS BOOK AND GIVING THE MIDDLE FINGER TO ME THROUGH HIS MOLESKINE NOTEBOOK OR MOLESKINE LAPTOP
Gilders: BUT HE’S PRETTY YOUNG TOO I GUESS YOUNG PEOPLE HATE READERS ACCORDING TO YAHOO NEWS
Pluck: AND THE STRESS OF RECORDING AS WAVVES AND KEEPING UP WITH HIS DRUG INTAKE PROBABLY TOOK A TOLL AS WELL
Gilders: I THINK THE POINT WAS TO WRITE ABOUT EVERYDAY THINGS LIKE DRINKING FUCKING AND EATING AND INTERNET INVOLVEMENT IN THE MOST OBJECTIVE POSSIBLE STYLE RIGHT?
Pluck: THATS DEFINITELY WHY I READ BOOKS BECAUSE SOMETIMES MY REAL LIFE GETS TOO INTERESTING OR THE INTERNET GETS TOO INTENSE AND I LONG FOR A SIMPLER LIFE LIKE ZACHARY WAVVES LIFE WHICH IS MADE OF HARD FACTS
Gilders: IT SMACKED ME OF THIRD GRADE ENGLISH CLASS
Pluck: SENTENCES?
Gilders: ENGLISH CLASS TAUGHT BY AN AUTIST OR A MONSTER MAYBE LIKE BEAKER FROM THE MUPPETS
Pluck: I THINK IT’S OUR DUTY TO BE MORE OBJECTIVE ABOUT AN OBJECTIVE BOOK THAT MIGHT BE JOURNALISM CALLED THE NEW NEW JOURNALISM?
Gilders: FROM THE FRONT LINES OF BROOKLYN WHERE LIFE IS YOUNG AND CRAZY
Pluck: FROM THE FRONT LINES OF ART I THINK YOU MEANT
Gilders: FROM THE FRONT LINES OF LONELINESS ISOLATION AND BOREDOM
Pluck: FROM THE FRONT LINES OF FINDING MEANING IN THE CITY WITHOUT MEANING
Gilders: FROM THE FRONT LINES OF PARSIMONY AND RESTRAINT
Pluck: FROM THE FRONT LINES OF ROBERTS IN THE WILD
Gilders: I ACTUALLY DO WANT TO KNOW MORE ABOUT ROBERTS GERMAN FROM WAVVES
Pluck: HES GOT A NEW ALBUM OUT RIGHT NOW ON TAO HOUSE RECORDS ITS ADVERTISED ON THE BACK OF THE BOOK
Gilders: THE BOOK IS PUBLISHED BY FSG PUBLISHING HOUSE THOUGH IS IT?
Pluck: NO I THINK ZACH WAVVES WITHDREW THE BOOK FROM FSG HOUSE BECAUSE HE WANTED IT TO FEEL MORE LIKE THE STREET LIKE A REPORT FROM THE HEART OF THE STREETS HEART
Gilders: FSG BOOKS ARE MORE LIKE REAL BOOKS FOR PEOPLE AND THIS BOOK BY WAVVES IS NOT FOR PEOPLE I THINK WE AGREED
Pluck: SOME ACTUAL HUMANS LIKE IT OR PROFESS TO LIKE IT I WOULD SAY IN TOUCHE
Gilders: THOSE HUMANS MUST BE INVOLVED IN A MARKETING EXPERIMENT CONCERNING PEOPLE BORN WITHOUT SYSTEMS OF PLEASURE
Pluck: NO REALLY THERE ARE ACTUAL HUMANS WHO COMMENTED THEIR SOULS TO THIS BOOK
Gilders: IS ZACHARY GERMAN THE HOLY GHOST OF THE LINTERNET?
Pluck: NO HE’S THE RUNOFF
Gilders: THE RUNOFF OF THE RUNOFF
